"This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" Shirt

The new interior decorator is here, and they think most of your stuff looks better on the ground.

Screen printed with water-based inks locally at Pine Print Shop

Regular fit, 100% combed cotton, mid weight, preshrunk, UPF50+

Care instructions: Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Machine wash: cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade.